just a lil agender froggie 👻
they/she
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access
The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack
a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it’s actually just perfectly parallel parked
a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes
the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
successfully navigating a social interaction really does feel like picking the correct dialogue option in a video game
person i’m having a conversation with: i really enjoy talking to you :)
the social success meter that lingers at the edges of my vision at all times:
so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy
Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted.
How does he have time between eating spiders?
The task is eating spiders
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.
